Biggest Disappointment EVER!!!

Now really, what is it that 3 lil grown-babies want in life? Just a little fun that's all. Is it THAT difficult for "Whoever It Is Writing The Novel Of Life Up There" (!?!) to allow us to do what we have always wanted to do, and finally got a chance but missed... and why, just coz some stupid ostrich's legs were hurting?!? well couldn't they give it an ibuprofen or an injection or something! and aren't they supposed to be really powerful n all anyway? All we wanted was to get up and ride on the back of this two-toed, long necked bird called Ostrich whose egg is larger than its head!!!! jeeze, the balls, denying us this small pleasure today! At least we got to feed these silly creatures:


And David got to wrestle with one! Watch: